Bachelorette Parties in Austin
5 Ideas for Bomb–Ass Bachelorette Parties in Austin
Planning the ultimate bachelorette bash for your bestie? Looking for someplace truly unforgettable? Austin was practically tailor-made for you and your crew! Constantly bursting with energy, serving up amazing eats, and offering up a heaping plate of unique, memory-making experiences all y’all will not soon forget. Thankfully with Twisted Texas, you’ve got a pack of locals who know Austin inside and out — especially when it comes to crafting the perfect bachelorette itinerary. Below are just 5 of the epic celebration options available that’ll take your Austin bach party from “Meh” to “Holy shit! This is awesome!”
- Welcome to THE Live Music Capital!
Times and places vary
By now, just about every breathing soul has heard about Austin’s legendary music scene. For you and the gal who’s about to say “I Do”, here’s just a smattering of the history-making, genre-defining temples of musical worship you can enjoy:
- The cool, classic Continental Club on South Congress, filled with roots rock and blues.
- Austin’s blues institution, Antone’s
- The Larger-than-life sister venues that house Austin City Limits Live: Moody Theater and 3Ten
- Defining the words “vibrant’ and “eclectic”, you’ve got such mainstays as Emo’s, Empire Garage & Control Room, Mohawk, Saxon Pub, Scoot Inn, and Stubb’s Bar-B-Q
The list just goes on and on, but just remember: whatever your party’s jam might be, do be sure to check out each venue’s events calendar well in advance!
- The Kind of Shit that’s SO Austin: Chicken Shit Bingo at The Little Longhorn Saloon
4 to 8 p.m. every Sunday
Yep, you read that right — and it’s exactly what it sounds like in the most hilarious way possible! I double-dog dare you to come up with something to do that’s as quintessentially Austin as this. Gather your girls, grab some drinks, get your number, then crowd around a big ol’ bingo card coop with everyone else. A chicken is released onto the board, and wherever Henrietta does her duty, that’s who wins. It’s the silliest, most surprisingly competitive, laugh-inducing thing you can do on a Sunday, not to mention that memorable photo ops for the whole squad! You may even catch some live country music and find yourself two-steppin’ with some friendly locals!
- Get Your Asses on the Water with ATXcursions!
Weekends year-round
We here in Central Texas absolutely love tubing down the river with a nice cold beer and good friends all around. It’s absolute heaven, and the fine folks at ATXcursions will set your gaggle up with coolers, tubes, and even tubes for your coolers to do just that! You’ll catch a quick 45 minute AC cooled bus ride down to the San Marcos river for a relaxing drift that lasts anywhere from two and a half to four hours. Be sure to bring your snacks, suits and sunscreen for a day one the water that’s good for parties of just about any size!
- Get a Load of Dicks at Slick Dick’s Wild Ride!
Fridays 5 to 10 p.m.and Saturdays 12 to 10 p.m. year-round
Dubbed an “experiential adult playhouse”, Slick Dicks is all about them dicks. Really. Like, it’s wall-to-wall phalluses up in there, and most of them you’re encouraged to play with! You can see just how much your hips lie by riding Marvin, the mechanical bull-turned-hog. You can try your skilled hands at Whack-A-Dick, or see how lucky you can get by grabbing Jean Claw van Dayum’s plush package. The place is BYOB, so (responsibly) bring your favorite tipple and get on that dick!
Weekends year-round
There ain’t no bachelorette weekend that’s complete without an epic brunch! Come put a dent in that hangover by letting Twisted Texas Tour take you to three of the very best Austin eateries in the ‘twixt breakfast and lunch eating scene. With food and adult beverage included at each stop, you’d think that would be enough…but you’d be wrong. This brunch is unforgettable because we have a LIVE BAND playing on board the BYOB bus to make sure those good times keep rolling and the party never stops!
